VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
