So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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