Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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