Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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