Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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