I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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