I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I have post one night stand depression
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