I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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