people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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