If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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