Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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