I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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