OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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