ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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