I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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