She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
