She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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