do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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