She said her name was "party"
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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