Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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