Non-Jews are for practice
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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