love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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