it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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