And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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