it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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