i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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