Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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