You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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