Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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