There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I died a long time ago.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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