Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I have aggressive nipples.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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