Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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