ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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