my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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