Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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