So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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