We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's blow job season.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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