So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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