Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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