He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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