And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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