Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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