Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
