He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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