Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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