Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Every concussion has its silver lining
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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