Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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