So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
