i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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