That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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