she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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