Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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