Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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